How It Works

"Hey, Spankulot? I ended up hearing quite an interesting rumor about you." Father told the count as he turned his face toward him.

"Uh oh. Vat is it?" Count Spankulot asked Father, worried and fearful that it was a bad rumor that was going on about him.

"Oh, it's nothing too intense. It's just that i heard from one of the other prisons that you at one point hypnotized Numbuh 1, turned him into a Spank Happy Vampire like you and then used him to try to transform the other members of Sector V as well. Is this…true?" Father asked. The count's face then lit up.

"Oh! You never knew until now? Yes! I did do that. It Vas quite fun too." Count Spankulot said, happy and proud of himself. Father was a bit surprised about this revealage since he didn't really expect Spankulot was capable of doing such a thing.

"Wow, that was….unexpected. How did you even managed to do it?" Seeing that Father was willing to listen, he started to explain.

"Vell, you know how I usually give ze spanks of justice to naughty children vith my own gloved hands? If I vant to transform somebody into a Spank Happy Vampire like myself. I remove my own glove before giving them the spank of a life time!" 

"Ah, so I guess that's why you usually wear your gloves?" Father really couldn't help but be a little impressed by this news.

"Yes, that's it." Count Spankulot said before adding. "Hey, vant to know how ze transformation works?"

After looking at Count Spankulot for a few seconds, Father sighed and said "I might as well since I don't have any idea how we're both going to get out of prison." Father then braced himself for one of the count's very long talks.

"Oh joy!" Count Spankulot said, then he began to explain. "First off, vhile hypnotism isn't neccicary to transform anybody, it does make it easier to have zem stand still long enough for me to transform zem. I do that by either staring into their eyes for a few seconds or by a hypnotic telepathy spell. Then, once zey're in the position I vant zem to be. I remove one of my one gloves and spank them as I normally would. But unlike spanking with a glove which hurts 10 times a normal spanking, having somebody get spanked without a glove will hurt at least 25 times worse then a normal spanking. Usually the severe pain alone will be enough to distract ze victim before their mortal minds get consumed by the spank happy brainwashing spell." Father then spoke up.

"You mean sometimes the victim will try to resist?" Count Spankulot then answered back:

"Yes, zere are some cases like that. But no matter how hard ze victim tries to resist, the brainwashing spell that comes vith it vill always make sure ze victim will submit to ze transformation. The more they try to resist, the more painful it's going to get. However, once ze victim's vill is completelty broken, reguardless of how much resistance zey used, ze pain vill start to settle down as the victim then gets reassured by ze spell that the life and the powers of ze Spank happy vampire are not so bad, infact it's actually so much better then being a naughty mortal human being, completely removing any fear and sorrow they experienced during the attack of the mind. While that's going on, ze physical part of the transformation comes where the victim gets all of the powers, the clothing, fangs, medallion, ears and even wings of a real Spank Happy Vampire. Also, He or She Vill feel and become totally and unconditionally loyal to the original head Spank Happy Vampire, vich is me by the way. And as a little bonus, The newly made Spank Happy Vampire also has the ability to learn any kind of forigen language or languages the one who spanked them bestows to them. Although for some odd reason, children vampires seem to pick it up a lot faster then the adult ones" Spankulot then waited for father to make a response which he spoke immedeitly after the count paused his own speech.

"I see. And, how long does the transformation itself take?"

"I think either a few seconds to a few minutes. It depends on how much the victim resists it." Father noded then he asked Spankulot another question. 

"You know, I've been meaning to ask you about this....Do you Spank Happy Vampires travel and function alone or as a group?" Count Spankulot thought for a bit, then he replied

"Errrrr....I think it depends on The Spank Happy Vampire him or herself. But, if you're asking about me, I'd love vorking as a group."

"Ok then...." Father said, then he asked again. "How many members does a group of Spank Happy Vampires have? And do they call the head vampire master or what?"

"Ummm....I think 4 to 6 members is the average number, the leader may or may not be included. I've also one time heard of a group containing 12 members. As for the leader, it's once again based on the spank happy vampires themselves. Vords like Master, headleader and Father are pretty common terms." The Count then brightened once more. "I wouldn't mind if my own minions called me Father, or Daddy." he said with a chuckle.

"Uhhhhhh….." Father didn't really know how to reply to that response he heard from Count Spankulot. He was just about to consider stopping his questions to the count when he remembered something. "Oh, I almost forgot. I also heard from the rumors that you ended up getting spanked by-" The count then interrupted Father.

"Sector V. Yes, it happened." Count Spankulot sadly nodded then continued. "I guess something happened where Numbuh 1 and maybe ze others got themselves exposed to sunlight, breaking the brainwashing spell on them. It's partly my fault here. I should've been there to supervise them dispite my situation in the adult prison."

"You mean, those two things are the cure to being a Spank Happy Vampire?" Father asked.

"If you mean a 2 step process to the cure, yes." Spankulot answered. "Dispite the mostly secure defense of the brainwashing spell, it's still very fragile in a way. Just one direct hit of sunlight on a newly made Spank Happy Vampire vill be enough to almost instantly remove the brainwashing spell on zem. But they'll still have most of the spank happy powers dispite this. The 2nd part of the cure process is to then spank the one who transformed them in the first place."

"Hmmm….Interesting…." Father noted. "So I guess the head Spank Happy Vampire really needs to keep a careful watch on their newly made minions safety, huh?

"Minions or Spank Happy Children, depending on the Spank Happy Vampire him or herself, yes." Count Spankulot nodded sadly. "I feel bad that the newly made child has a very fragile beginning to his or her life." Then he lit up once more. "But, one awesome thing they have to make up for it is that they can disguise themeselves as regular mortal beings to fool former allies into letting their guard down. or so on." The count chuckled, but then he looked nervous. "Too bad I lost my ability to do that when I permanently became a true blooded Spank Happy vampire."

"Wait, there's a way to become a Spank happy Vampire permanently? where not even sunlight or being spanked back can cure?" Father asked, being intrigued.

"Sure is." Count Spankulot said. "The Master or Father Spank Happy Vampire guards and trains the newly made child carefully by teaching him or her the ways of the Spank Happy Vampire, help them avoid sunlight at all times and the child needs to sleep a lot during the day. It'll at least help with having the sunlight be not as powerful to break the spell on them. Then, after a week or so has passed, if the child has passed all the tests and expectations, and if the Father Vampire finds them worthy, the final part takes place to make the spank happy spell and transformation permanent and irreversible. It involves an initiation where-" Count Spankulot suddenly stopped himself. Then he gave a sadden look, sighed and then said. "Sorry, I can't tell you how the initiation works. Not unless you're a Spank Happy Vampire like me."

"No, it's fine." Father replied. "I think I've learned enough about the whole thing anyway."

"Great!" Count Spankulot said, smiling. "If you ever vant to know about Spank Happy Vampires, just ask me."